Saturday SlobberLove

gimmeSometimes on Saturday, after a morning filled with renegade mini-moths that look like they’ve been genetically engineered to fly directly into our irises we like to take matters into our own hands and GO FOR THE CAPTURE of the blueberry Kashi waffles that are being eaten 2 inhes from our face and although we do not get a positive response from doing this invasive move from on top of our couch stoop we still have faith that our owners are aware that, since we are a canine, we need and crave special protection from the lowly insects and a-holes whose mission is to undermine the perfect, sweet, sublime existence we’ve created for ourselves here.

Yours In Taking What’s Kind Of Not Yours,
Swipey Swiperson
Swipetown, USA

4 Comments on "Saturday SlobberLove"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Swipey just wants his morning fiber.

  2. Hilary says:

    He is a beggar, I knew it. Just like the Roy boy.

  3. I’m dreading the day Jack tries to eat a gecko.