Saturday SlobberLove

Sometimes on Saturday, after a deafening Six A.M. Bark Off with Hank, our raucous yellow lab neighbor, we like to slow things down a tad and spend some time in an epic Stare Off with our third favorite toy, Bluey, knowing that if the walls of the house were to crumble around us and the roof were to fall straight down on our head we’d remain as still as a slab of granite—not moving even the slightest nostril hair.

Unflinchingly Yours,
Stan the Statue

2 Comments on "Saturday SlobberLove"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Those raucous yellow labs should be banned. I’m serious.

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    Poncho has a serious turf war going in with a chocolate lab and golden retriever pair who live next door. He can barely do more than take a fifth nap after causing such a ruckus you would expect to find bloody body parts laying about the back yard. But the borders remain secure, general.