Saturday SlobberLove

CoopCloseFaceSometimes on Saturday, after we’ve endured a harrowing shampooing and spritzing down with that god awful instrument of torment—the hose, we like to play at least fourteen rounds of Run Around the House Like We Have a Firecracker Up Our Butt because, not only do we feel as spry and clean as any creature has ever felt, we also feel quite proud of ourselves for surviving the whole scrubbing ordeal without having a complete nervous breakdown.

I’m So Excited and I Just Can’t Hide It,
Verne Velvet Ears

2 Comments on "Saturday SlobberLove"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Mine do the Firecracker Up the Butt spastic run too. I laugh out loud every time.

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    It’s like they’ve just been told that the new rule is Greenies Every Hour.

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