Saturday SlobberLove

helpingSometimes on Saturday, after our mother assists us during our morning bowel movement that involves a pesky hair that prevents us from finishing our business, we feel that it is the least we can do to stand by her side while she fastidiously and compulsively decorates the Christmas tree until it becomes a sparkling, magical beauty that makes us all happy that we were born to live at the same time together.

Yours In Perfect Ornament Placement,
Gary the Grateful Student

2 Comments on "Saturday SlobberLove"

  1. What a good dog is he, standing patiently by while she decorates fastidiously. Of course, if he were a cat, that tree would be wrecked before tomorrow morning.

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