Saturday SlobberLove

Sometimes on Saturday, after we’ve suffered the harsh, pre-dawn task of taking a difficult doodie in the pouring freezing blustery morning rain, we like to spend the rest of the afternoon perfecting our snuggle capabilities to the point where it is as if we no longer have limbs and we actually become the manifestation of the word, the notion, the feeling of COZY.

Yours In Constant Warmth,
Bradley Blanket
President and CEO
Citizens Against Enduring Even One Second Of Brrrrrrr

4 Comments on "Saturday SlobberLove"

  1. My toilet seat is pretty cold too.

  2. The Zadge says:

    I’ve spent the past 36 hours vomiting with a stomach bug, and my own little limbless blanket has been so patient and cozy.

  3. Mrs. Tuna says:

    Yeah well, none of us want our asses hanging out in the breeze on a warm day either.