Take out your notepads because the queries are pouring in regarding imperative topics on the internet…
WHAT IF YOUR:
poop is green
car overheats
wrong
iphone gets wet
stool is green
I Endeavor To Understand the Un-Understandable,
Detective Cupcake
Nice Haiku, if somewhat feces oriented.
She’s a known scatologist.
Finnie has pooped blue. Oh yeah, I googled it.
I knew I was a dedicated dog owner when I started checking Jack’s poop.
If your iphone got wet because it fell in the toilet when you were trying to take a picture of your green poop and then google it in a panic, a) burn the iphone and just pony up the money for a new one b) reduce the amount of kale in your diet.