Searchy Searcherson

Take out your notepads because the queries are pouring in regarding imperative topics on the internet…

poop is green
car overheats
iphone gets wet
stool is green

I Endeavor To Understand the Un-Understandable,
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5 Comments on "Searchy Searcherson"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Nice Haiku, if somewhat feces oriented.

  2. The Farmer says:

    Finnie has pooped blue. Oh yeah, I googled it.

  3. I knew I was a dedicated dog owner when I started checking Jack’s poop.

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    If your iphone got wet because it fell in the toilet when you were trying to take a picture of your green poop and then google it in a panic, a) burn the iphone and just pony up the money for a new one b) reduce the amount of kale in your diet.