Struggle Stew Recipe

Struggle Stew

9 lbs. Doubt, cubed and trimmed of fat
85 ozs. Let’s Move Out Of State Where We Will Be Born Anew, minced
salt, gallons, vats, cilos; whatever you think will help
1/2 ounce Walden Pond
1/4 tsp. stupid I AM LOVE affirmations you disagree with
1 gallon, Freshly Minced Hope and Determination that fades with time
Dollop of Oh Fer Chriminy Sakes Alive How’s This All Work, minced
pepper to taste

8 Comments on "Struggle Stew Recipe"

  1. The Farmer says:

    I buy Let’s Move Out Of State Where We Will Be Born Anew in bulk if you find you need any extra but I don’t think you will with that ounce of Walden Pond in there.

  2. The Zadge says:

    I don’t add Let’s Move Out Of State Where We Will Be Born Anew anymore because I Did and It Works!

  3. PJ says:

    Ya, what is that move out of state thing? I’m over it now that I’m in North Carolina, but until here…no matter where I was I NEEDED to get out of state.

    Hooted, hooted I tell you, with the stupid I Am Love affirmations you disagree with.

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    I have plenty of Walden Pond in the pantry. They hand it out at every conservation area information stand out here. It doesn’t really go bad, but it has been known to sulk around in January, questioning its worth and leaves dusty footprints in the hall.

  5. I add Pepto Bismol to everything.

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