Sunday Prayer

Oh Dear God,

We understand that you are busy making guacamole for the Northern Hemisphere but IF IT IS AT ALL POSSIBLE, could you do something to eradicate that commercial for the new Steven Spielberg show SMASH because we are not kidding lord we think we might barf and/or perish if we have to watch it one more stupid time it looks SO. BAD. thank you mighty savior you won’t regret this amen.

Hear Our Plea,
The Dry Heavers

3 Comments on "Sunday Prayer"

  1. The Zadge says:

    SO. SO. BAD. It makes me want to smash the tv every time they air it.

  2. There are so many things that want to make me smash the TV and burn the house down.

  3. Hahaaaa! I love it: “busy making guacamole.” (Can I get summa that? Amen, please?)