Hi. I’m Your Bangs and this is my To-Do list:
1. Wake up and be unruly; make sure everyone is facing in different directions
2. Prepare for group imitation of water buffalo (***Morning rehearsal starts at 6 AM sharp, prior to owner’s first mirror viewing)
3. Carve out some quiet time; finish reading novel Wispy Like Me
4. Outside the Forehead Think Tank!—brainstorm ideas for leading a happy life despite a really bad cowlick
5. Vaguely loiter in owner’s eyes; listen for new curse words
I've got one of them lesbian haircuts for just this reason.
i feel your pain! every picture i have of me with bangs was taken in a windstorm, where they stick straight up and act afraid for their lives. i've since grown the darn things out.
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that scares myself glaring at my bangs every morning.
Not team players, those bangs.