The Cupcake Lessons

Hello class.  I don’t have too much time this evening as I must get back to the Proxy Baptisms I’m performing in the alley behind the Rite-Aid on Lincoln but I just wanted to let you know that I finally have enough empirical evidence to prove that Mitt Romney has never taken a bowel movement and, soon, you will be able to read the full, comprehensive research detail in the next issue of American Doodie Journal—The Periodical For Constipated Persons.

Until then, please remember that your essays, about which books you feel compelled to hide when company comes over, are due no later than the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee on June 5th.

Best Wishes For Your Continued Success,
Professor Pencil

6 Comments on "The Cupcake Lessons"

  1. The Zadge says:

    I have to believe he has taken at least one more shat than Brother Santorum. Oh, and hey Prof? While you’re at it, could you give the good Bro Santo’ an “F” on the “Separation of Church and State” assignment?

  2. I believe Mitt has at least taken part of the fleet enema, which clearly Ricky is in dire need of.

  3. Cupcake Murphy says:

    How did I survive prior to the two of you?

  4. linlah says:

    I believe he has taken a doodie but has never wiped for lack of knowledge.