As most of you know I am a relentless and cheerful (mostly) scientist who works tirelessly with a team of specialists who happen to own the most effective Bunsen Burner around and, after years of research, we have finally cracked the code regarding WHAT TO DO IF YOU STEP IN DOG POOP:
1. Stare at the bottom of your shoe and go “No No. No!! No OH NO OH NO No!”
2. Consult the nearest clergyman
3. Stuff yourself inside your washing machine
4. Legally change your name to Mr/Mrs Stinky Von Stinkerson
5. Break open your Roth IRA and hire the Dog Poop Whisperer
Wendy What the Hell Is That Smell?