The Cupcake Lessons

It may or may not be obvious to you that I am a scientist who works with teams of people that, collectively, abhor Spanx but that’s neither here nor there. The important thing is that the time has come for me to reveal vital and conclusive findings about what to do and say if you are stuck in line behind a really drunk person at the grocery store:

Options For Correspondence With Drunk Person In Grocery Store Line:
1. Examine the gum/candy display as if your life depended on it thereby avoiding any eye contact
2. Just keep going “Ohhhhhhh, Really?”
3. Just keep going “Wow?”
4. Just keep going “Hmmmm.”

Thadda ‘Bout It,
Abigail the Avoider

6 Comments on "The Cupcake Lessons"

  1. MidLyfeMama says:

    I offer #5: Suddenly remember an item in the farthest reaches of the store you forgot to pick up which is critical to the continued existence of all human and dog kind, and GO GET THAT ITEM NOW.

  2. “Good for you” works too!

  3. I only love drunk people when they’re me.