The Cupcake Lessons

As you may or may not know I have been researching sound to ear effectiveness with several teams of lanky scientists who subsist solely on Pringles and they, along with me and my Madame Curie input, have come to the conclusion that when you are watching a tennis match and you scream orders, wishes, prayers or instructions at the television like a wild baboon in pursuit of several wounded gazelles, there is a .005% chance that the players will hear you.

Just Because the Message Wasn’t Received Doesn’t Mean It’s Not Worth Sending,
Yolanda the Yeller

4 Comments on "The Cupcake Lessons"

  1. midlyfemama says:

    Words to live by in many arenas of life.

  2. PJ says:

    I’m kind of turned on by the lanky scientists. Did you say something after that?

  3. The Zadge says:

    If they didn’t hear you, it’s probably because they were too busy pulling their shorts out of their shitter.