The Cupcake Lessons

As you may or may not know, I am a scientist as well as an anthropologist and have recently discovered a document that contains some lesser known acronyms that were recently unearthed under that creepy 7-11 on Lincoln across from Staples. I thought they might be of some use to humanity so I am sharing them here:

SIGB
Should I Get Bangs?

HARPITCMFD
Have a Really Painful Ingrown Toenail, Can’t Meet For Drinks.

LSHIUOM
Laughing So Hard I Urinated On Myself.

ICSYETWYSRW
I Can See Your Eye Teeth When You Smile Really Wide.

WMCT
Weeeeeee! Making Cinnamon Toast.

TSCTYWYUBETIOHDITS
That’s So Cool That You Wear Your UGG Boots Even Though It’s One Hundred Degrees In the Shade.

DYGAF
Did You Get a Facelift?

YCSLAA
Your Cousin Seems Like an Alcoholic.

DGAKBOMN
Don’t Go All Klaus Barbie On Me Now.

TISFIMMGOMGTISF
That Is So Funny It Makes Me Go Oh My God That Is So Funny.

IDCIYAVTSOYSWYO
I Don’t Care If You’re a Vegan, That Shade of Yellow Still Washes You Out.

PPTAHSS
Please Pass the Aged Himalayan Sea Salt.

Good Luck With That, Then,
Professor Cupcake

2 Comments on "The Cupcake Lessons"

  1. Catalyst says:

    Oh, that is classic. Thanks, Cupcake, for giving me a big laugh! (ROTFLMAO)

  2. Deb says:

    Crazy funny as usual:-)