As you may or may not know, I am a scientist as well as an anthropologist and have recently discovered a document that contains some lesser known acronyms that were recently unearthed under that creepy 7-11 on Lincoln across from Staples. I thought they might be of some use to humanity so I am sharing them here:
Should I Get Bangs?
Have a Really Painful Ingrown Toenail, Can’t Meet For Drinks.
Laughing So Hard I Urinated On Myself.
I Can See Your Eye Teeth When You Smile Really Wide.
Weeeeeee! Making Cinnamon Toast.
That’s So Cool That You Wear Your UGG Boots Even Though It’s One Hundred Degrees In the Shade.
Did You Get a Facelift?
Your Cousin Seems Like an Alcoholic.
Don’t Go All Klaus Barbie On Me Now.
That Is So Funny It Makes Me Go Oh My God That Is So Funny.
I Don’t Care If You’re a Vegan, That Shade of Yellow Still Washes You Out.
Please Pass the Aged Himalayan Sea Salt.
Good Luck With That, Then,