Things I Don’t Understand, Items 404 thru 406

404. How they get Sauvignon Blanc to taste like buffalo armpits
405. Why the Mayan calendar didn’t mention any prophecies about 2011 being The Year That Would Produce the Most Photographs of Brutal Dictators Having the Worst Hair Days of Their Lives
406. Jazz that becomes upsetting

5 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 404 thru 406"

  1. The Zadge says:

    I think Gaddafi would take issue with number 405. Of course, he WAS insane.

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    He DID have bad hair on that last day.

  3. Bruce Taylor, a.k.a. Catalyst says:

    Hell, he ALWAYS had bad hair. Happy and Humorous New Year, Cupcake!

  4. linlah says:

    I thought Jazz was supposed to be upsetting.

  5. Meg at the Members Lounge says:

    Jazz can pounce on your nerves rather unexpectedly sometimes. Still, I like the risk.