Things I Don’t Understand, Items 416 thru 418

416. How rebellious and uncooperative avocados are in a sandwich
417. The gorgeous nostril filling plume of heady, aromatic fragrance perfection that emits from one small bunch of Star Lilies
418. Drunken brawls

4 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 416 thru 418"

  1. The Zadge says:

    At first I thought number 418 said “drunken broads” and I was sad because I thought you totally got me.

  2. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    I’ve always wanted to have a band called Drunken Broads.

  3. Avocados kind of have to be mashed into compliance.

  4. linlah says:

    It’s the condiment that makes the avacado so rebellious.