Things I Don’t Understand, Items 422 thru 424

422. The difference between puree and liquefy on a blender
423. How hard it is to get deodorant off your clothes
424. Why there aren’t WARNING!!! DISTURBING IMAGES!!! disclaimers before the Jenny Craig commercials with Mariah Carey dancing around in a bandeau top in front of a hurricane force wind machine

4 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 422 thru 424"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Mariah is a pariah to me.

  2. I keep waiting for Mariah to have a bandeau explosion on national TV. Can anyone explain why that woman refuses to clothe herself?

  3. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HER. And her thighs.