Things I Don’t Understand, Items 426 thru 428

426. The mutton chops look
427. Deli sandwiches with meat piled so high that they resemble an A-Frame cabin
428. How any well meaning human being can possibly keep track of all their fucking passwords

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 426 thru 428"

  1. The Zadge says:

    I bet 90% of humans have passwords that have a version of their pet’s or child’s name.

    • The Farmer says:

      Maybe you should become a hacker. You’d be good.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      At my old job I had “doodie” as my password for a while and one time when my computer crashed the IT guy had to help me reboot and rebuild and repassword everything and during the process he was all “what’s your old password?” and I was all “what?” and he was all “what’s your old password?” and I was all “what?” and he was all “what’s your old password?” and I was all “doodie” and he was all – _ –

  2. PJ says:

    You need a password to fuck?

  3. Cupcake Murphy says:

    It’s like this group of comments turned into an episode of The Sopranos.

  4. Donna says:

    428: AMEN, sister!

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