Things I Don’t Understand, Items 429 thru 431

429. Ketchup on hot dogs
430. Those people who say they were abducted by aliens
431. Thongs worn with socks

7 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 429 thru 431"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Butt thongs?!!!

  2. The Farmer says:

    Ketchup on hot dogs? How about just HOT DOGS?

    Had a babysitter when I was 8 or 9 tell me about biting into a hot dog and finding inside a huge clump of black hair. Never forgot that tale. She also used to sit on our heads and do “Fart Fairy”. You get the idea.

  3. If you finely chop onion and use a great mustard, nothing beats a hot dog in the summer.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      That’s my FAVE. And if I’m feeling relishy—some relish. No sauerkraut though.

  4. Thongs with socks are all the rage in Chinatown.