Things I Don’t Understand, Items 444 thru 446

444. When they do those makeovers on the Today Show and they rip some comfortable looking woman from the crowd and change every last little thing about her so that when they reveal her new better prettier self her family sobs in what seems like gut wrenching pain because, apparently, she was so butt ugly before and now she’s much more improved thank god
445. Pork pie hats
446. Dramatic and numerous candelabras in a normal sized dining room

3 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 444 thru 446"

  1. The Zadge says:

    #444. Could they do that with Ann Curry, who is so pretty already, but she has absolutely no ability to do an interview without seeming like a dumbass sap? Like, do a personality-over? Please?

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    Ann Curry’s shoes always amaze me. They’re nine feet tall.

  3. When Ann Curry speaks, it’s like the alphabet just spills out of her mouth.