Things I Don’t Understand, Items 447 thru 449

447. Ladies who have NFL Cheerleader Mascara Face
448. When there are  three or four ants wandering around aimlessly on the floor as if they’ve begun retirement
449. How the tag line, Crest Complete: because most of life happens outside the bathroom, received the stamp of approval from Marketing

3 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 447 thru 449"

  1. 450. Why those same three or four ants will suddenly start looking all purposeful if they discover a glob of that Crest Complete on the edge of the sink. Maybe for them, most of life happens INSIDE the bathroom???

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      I have to try harder to see it from the ant’s perspective instead of just killing them.

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    I just had one random ant show up in the middle of a giant white board on my wall. Talk about inexplicable. Now I feel like I should draw a maze, or some sort of ant sized amusement park on the board, in case more show up.