Things I Don’t Understand, Items 459 thru 461

459. When snorers deny that they are snoring
460. How rice truly feels about being microwaved
461. Why I still miss Ted Kennedy so much

10 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 459 thru 461"

  1. PJ says:

    And why do we love Billy so much when we know he’s such a sleaze?

  2. I miss the John Edwards trial.

  3. The Zadge says:

    PJ, who is sleazy “Billy”? Clinton? Bob Thorton? Joel?

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    I am a snorer. I have woken myself up in fact. I am fun to share a room with.

    I do not miss Ted Kennedy. And I live in MA.

    I was unaware rice felt any particular way about being microwaved, but I imagine it is tingly.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      EVERY TIME my husband is snoring like a locomotive and I jiggle his pillow and he wakes up and goes “Hhhuh?” and I go “you were snoring” and he goes “really?”