Things I Don’t Understand, Items 468 thru 470

468. Hostile Vegans
469. Licorice scented potpourri
470. Bumper sticker addicts

7 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 468 thru 470"

  1. The Farmer says:

    Saw a bumper sticker today:
    Actions speak louder than bumper stickers.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      That’s like a Zen koan. I bet it won an award. I wonder if the bumper sticker industry has an annual awards show and is as cut throat as, say, drag racing or toddler pageantry.

  2. PJ says:

    I find bumper sticker addicts funny only when they share my particular persuasions. Otherwise they are frightening and infuriating and make me start feeling as hostile as a hostile vegan.

    Not being a vegan, isn’t it hard to get enough yang food to get hostile? I know Macro people tend to get all yinny and airy.

  3. The vegans I’ve met remind me of high strung chihuahuas.

  4. Funny that you mention this. I was stopped behind a car yesterday whose bumper sticker proclaimed that we should LOVE all animals, NOT eat them. And my mind drifted a little thinking about all the chickens and cows that would proliferate…plus the tons and tons of deer…and then I wondered if the chickens would eat the rest of the flowers in my front yard that the deer decided to leave behind.