Things I Don’t Understand, Items 474 thru 476

474. George Clooney’s Intergalactic Sex Appeal
475. Night sweats that are so intense they perm your hair
476. Tulle

7 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 474 thru 476"

  1. The Zadge says:

    Not to be all, Oh I know so many famous people and what not, but The Cloon worked out at my old gym in D.C. when he was filming that reality-live-documentarian-type thing he produced called “K Street” and I saw him playing basketball, and I swear to gawd that he is utterly average looking in real life and you would never pick him out of a game of pick-up hoops, ever.

    • Dear Zadge –
      Was he extremely short?
      Did he have hairy legs?
      I bet you five dollars he has to wax his back. Because you can tell that shit would grow in like a SWEATER VEST.

  2. 475. I get the Don King effect. Pretty.

  3. Howling Robin says:

    #475 – Kim Jong Il here. And I don’t get the Clooney thing either. Of course I may not be the best judge here. Adrien Brody does it for me, so …

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    Heat Miser is my hair twin. I do think Mr. Clooney has gotten much more attractive as the years pass. I found him greasy and unappealing in his Fact of Life phase. Much like Richard Gere. Did not like him at all in American Gigilo, but totally get him in Chicago.

  5. Patty says:

    I understand tulle deeply.