Things I Don’t Understand, Items 477 thru 479

477. Why spellcheck refuses to speak to the email subject line
478. Sunscreen that causes Paper Mache Face
479. Chess games in newspapers

3 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 477 thru 479"

  1. PJ says:

    #479 Ditto bridge games. And my ex-husband used to do them. Did I say ex?

  2. Catalyst says:

    Those are all excellent!

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. #477 – YES! Why not???

    #478 So that my kid doesn’t end up looking like Mr. Krabs from Spongebob. He is the whitest human being and needs paste to cover his skin.

    #479 I don’t even understand chess in real life.