Things I Don’t Understand, Items 486 thru 488

486. Why Jay Z and Beyonce’s baby hasn’t put out her first album yet
487. What a fever does to your hair
488. When awkward, weird CEO’s are the stars of their own commercials

3 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 486 thru 488"

  1. The Zadge says:

    486. Blue Ivy is having a hard time finding fellow 5 month olds who can lay down an acceptable rap to accompany her dance moves.

  2. 486. Hey, I’m a nobody nothing out in Utah, but I’d be happy to throw down some beats or show some hot ho-licious moves to Blue Ivy. She might learn something, YEAH WHATEVER YOUR MOM IS BEYONCE BIG DEAL.
    487. It makes your hair hurt. Which sucks.
    488. I would like to see Cupcake post a commercial for her own deeply profound kind of shallow.

  3. PJ says:

    And why does crying make your hair flat?