Things I Don’t Understand, Items 492 thru 494

492. Religious people who hate everything and everyone
493. Why they don’t have a Public Service Announcement before Cialis commercials that says WARNING! WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE CONTAINS CORNY IMAGES SO DISTURBING THAT YOU MAY NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN—AND YOU’LL BE TOTALLY OKAY WITH THAT
494. Writers, journalists and memoirists who make shit up

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 492 thru 494"

  1. The Farmer says:

    Jonah Lehrer–WHO DOES THAT?!

  2. I think we just hit the same page at the same time.

  3. PJ says:

    Especially since life and the things people really do say are ever so much more bizarre than made up shit.

  4. agreed especially 493

  5. Catalyst says:

    #492 for sure. As for #493, that’s what mute buttons are for.

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