Things I Don’t Understand, Items 498 thru 500

498. When parents dress their twin children in matching lederhosen, berets and peddle pushers
499. Why life can’t be filled with more moments of newscasters having to say Pussy Riot
500. The Pope Mobile

8 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 498 thru 500"

  1. I have actually been building my very own Piper Mobile. It has taken me six years and I still don’t have wheels. And although the cardboard will probably not protect me from bullets, it WILL repel the eggs.

  2. PS – oddly enough, my cat’s name is Pussy Riot. So my neighbors get to hear me hollering the name every morning.

  3. PJ says:

    Pussy Riot is a Russian feminist punk-rock musical collective that stages politically provocative impromptu performances in Moscow on Russia’s current political …Wikipedia

    This sounds like one of those made up answers on those NPR Saturday and Sunday talk/game shows.

    As much as I would like to, I doubt I will be able to work it into conversation today.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      Yes you can! Do it! Here—this is what you should do. If you’re having a casual conversation with someone and they say something funny you can say “Ah you’re a pussy riot.”

  4. Catalyst says:

    What can you say about a girl band that calls itself Pussy Riot.