Things I Don’t Understand, Items 504 thru 506

504. Why no one ever sent Daffy Duck to a speech therapist
505. How cumbersome hockey uniforms are
506. When you walk into Pottery Barn and nine million workers wearing NASA headsets pop out from everywhere screaming HELLO HOW ARE YOU TODAY as if they’re being held hostage and their hostage takers will kill them if they don’t smile and scream this greeting perfectly

7 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 504 thru 506"

  1. Hulk Don't ALL ducks have a speech impediment? Look at Donald... says:

    Hockey? What about fencing? How do they fight with a screen door wrapped around their heads?

  2. The Zadge says:

    Very astute observation by my boyfriend Hulk.

  3. claudia w says:

    #506…exactly what happens where I work. (Ace Hardware store) We are programmed!

  4. Catalyst says:

    “Be a little sweeter,
    become a Wal-Mart greeter!”

  5. MidLyfeMama says:

    #505.1 Why hockey equipment stinks like some set fire to 1004 litter boxes.