Things I Don’t Understand, Items 510 thru 512

510. Why Facebook doesn’t send you an Unfriend notification email that says “Someone hates you.”
511. The size and shape of Katie Holmes’ knees
512. Pastel peach colored sheets

13 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 510 thru 512"

  1. sometimes I get wicked annoyed with FB, then other times, when I am playing scrabble on it, I am totally addicted.

  2. Hulk never got that far says:

    Katie Holmes has knees?

  3. claudia w says:

    A little cream with those pastel peach colored sheets. Wait! No! That would be wrong…

  4. PJ says:

    Fair-skinned people with existential issues often wonder if they truly exist at all when in the dark, they find themselves enveloped by pastel peach.

  5. Catalyst says:

    I’d like to have one of those Facebook options for some people.

  6. S.Le says:

    I love these odd snippets of thought. They are very… well… ME!

  7. #510: Because unenlightened people like me would send them Facebook messages after lots of wine telling them I’m glad they un-friended me because their status updates are lame, their kids are ugly, their breath stinks and I know they secretly like “American Idol”.