Things I Don’t Understand, Items 513 thru 515

513. Gibbons
514. The Fifty Shades of Grey hysteria
515. How pennies maintain their sense of purpose

30 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 513 thru 515"

  1. The Zadge says:

    #513. I bet they think the Baboons are the 53 percent.

  2. Shiny pennies always make me say ‘Hey, a shiny penny’

  3. Shiney? I’m not sure now.

  4. Fifty shades of silly. Repetitive. How many ways can you spell O.R.G.A.S.M.?

  5. MidLyfeMama says:

    I find pennies to be extremely useful, as a means of negotiation/bribery with the 4 foot tall privateer who lives in my house.

    I have never read even one word of the Shades thingy. I don’t plan on it either.

  6. claudia w says:

    I don’t care for Grey. Could we possibly do a Fifty shades of say…Purple? Orange? Green?

  7. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    I think pennies will be relieved to see the outpouring of appreciation for their vital existence.

  8. LOOKIE! I’M IN THE RIGHT SIDEBAR!! THE WIDGET AREA!!! THE PLACE WHERE ADVERTISEMENTS GO!!!!!! woooooooooot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. I bought all three of those books at one time. Sad, but true. I’m a sheep. A SHEEP. Baaaa baaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
    Ok. Now I think I’ll go get tied up.
    After I change my peri-menopausal pantyliner.

  10. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    It’s like art. Or the instructions on how to cook Basmati Rice.

  11. Hulk Sad that I missed out on the shrinking Farmer's box says:

    What’s wrong with pennies? I buy most of my clothes from there…

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      I always wondered how the JC Penney marketing team felt about that. Knowing that the entire world was mispronouncing their name. The poor dears.