Things I Don’t Understand, Items 521 thru 523

521. Car wash guys who haggle and wheel and deal and sheisterize you like you’re in a scene from Scarface
522. Sweaters that have wolves posing under pine trees on them
523. Pulp

18 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 521 thru 523"

  1. The Farmer says:

    #522 You must be in Colorado. Have you seen the airport stores?

  2. PJ says:

    #523 Pulp. I don’t understand how that word can feel the way it does when you say it and why I can’t stop going around the house saying, “Pulp. Pulp. Pulp. Pulp.” and feeling its singular strangeness. Pulp.

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    It is just a car wash. I want the car, washed.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      And I do NOT think it’s right to have to give you a back rub just to get Armor All on my tires.

  4. sometimes when I see something that boggles my mind, I think of you…..and in my mind, I make up my own little list of things I don’t understand.
    It’s somehow very comforting.

  5. Catalyst says:

    I like that word “sheisterize”!

  6. I have a sweater with a dead armadillo on it. Is that strange?