Things I Don’t Understand, Items 560 thru 562

560. How amazingly fast grocery workers can tell you what aisle the product you’re looking for is on without missing a beat
561. What keeps goat herders from getting depressed and lonely
562. If Jennifer Lopez ever worries about how EXACTLY Casper Smart resembles the Cheshire Cat from Alice In Wonderland when they’re out shopping and he looks at her all happy and smiles REALLY REALLY BIG

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 560 thru 562"

  1. MidLyfeMama says:

    561: Hello, GOATS! They spend all day with goats. They are some of the funniest most intelligent creatures. And they could not care less about Jennifer Lopez.

  2. PJ says:

    #561 According to Maria Von Trapp it is the kinky and scandalous mother and daughter visits and those lyrics should be banned, I tell you, not put on records for innocent children to hear. Just Google Lonely Goatherd lyrics and see if you don’t lose YOUR innocence. Cooper! Stop that yodeling right now!