Things I Don’t Understand, Items 563 thru 565

563. Finger shoes
564. When someone goes “Hey how ya doin’?” and you go “Fine, how are you?” and they go “I’m FANTASTIC, what about you?”
565. That moment when you turn on a light and the lightbulb shorts out and you freeze and stare at the lightbulb as if it owes you an explanation

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 563 thru 565"

  1. You are ever brilliant, Cupcake.

  2. Midlyfemama says:

    Did you ever own those rainbow colored finger toes? TORTURE. Nothing good comes from this kind of footwear. I was behind a guy at a park or something who was wearing those shoes. With like a polo shirt and khaki shorts. He looked like an ASS.

    I have taken to saying “FABULOUS” when someone asks me how I am. That usually makes them say “Oh, really?” to which I respond “Sure, why not.” Derails the whole mindless exchange.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      I LITERALLY gasped from your hilarity about the toe shoes worn with regular outfits. That is SO TRUE!!! Me myself I like to wear my pajama top with my Banana Republic jeans.

  3. The Mayor says:

    The Mayor is issuing an Executive Order criminalizing toe shoes.

  4. #564: That person either pulled a bong hit or they have more than one child.