Things I Don’t Understand, Items 569 thru 571

569. Giblets
570. Woody Harrelson
571. When there’s a rogue hair entangled in your eyelashes that stays there a month before you’re able to find, unwind and destroy it

12 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 569 thru 571"

  1. claudia w says:

    #569…icky!
    #570…Cray cray!
    #571…Hate that!

  2. The Farmer says:

    Do you think the Turkey was really meant to say “Gibble gibble” but they removed his giblets?

  3. I’m with you on #569, don’t know about the rest.

  4. PJ says:

    #570 First knew Woody on Cheers. Such a sweetie. Then he started playing those psycho rolls and has left me permanently confused and no longer able to trust.

  5. MidLyfeMama says:

    There was the Thanksgiving I spent with my roommate from college and her Swedish family. Her mother did something with the giblets and aspic and made it into the most horrifying jello like jiggling meat brain and I was all “AAAAHHHHH what did you do” and she was all “It’s delicious, try some” and I was all “NO THANK YOU I CANNOT STOP YELLING THAT IS SO AWFUL.”

    She also served lima beans. I am pretty sure she did not want me to ever come back again.

  6. The Farmer says:

    Gelatinous meat brain and psycho rolls would go nicely together, I’d think.

  7. #569: hate that!
    #570: icky!
    #571: cray cray!