Things I Don’t Understand, Items 575 thru 577

575. Urinals
576. Why candy canes aren’t more delicious
577. Those bouffant hair ladies who wear tons of makeup and monochromatic jogging suits

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 575 thru 577"

  1. Midlyfemama says:

    Do you mean you expect a candy cane to be super delicious but when you try one it falls short? You spend the rest of the day disappointed and glum, wandering around with a vague feeling of the world being slightly out of focus and gray? Eat a York Peppermint Pattie. Or better yet, a small box of Junior Mints. The world will be set back on its axis again.

  2. Cupcake Murphy says:

    THAT IS EXACTLY ON THE NOSE 100% EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN. p.s. do you keep your Pep Pats in the fridge ever?

  3. Midlyfemama says:

    Yes. The freshest fresh you can hope for.

  4. PJ says:

    The freezer. The only place to keep Pet Pats. Only.

  5. PJ says:

    You must be missing something if you don’t understand urinals.