Things I Don’t Understand, Items 587 thru 589

587. Cayenne Pepper Cleanses
588. Susan Boyle
589. When people use the word “crotch” in a sentence, like nothing is abnormal

5 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 587 thru 589"

  1. MidLyfeMama says:

    If you would like to become more used to the word “crotch” being used, I can lend you a certain 6 year old boy. Not only will you become used to the word, you will become used to seeing one being handled by its owner on a regular basis. It is now normal for me to just yell from somewhere in the house “Get your hands out of your pants.” Boys are gross.

    As for a pepper cleanse, all I can say is MUY CALIENTE.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      Crotch is just one of those words on my “help” list. I hear it and I feel vulnerable for anyone within earshot and their relatives.

  2. Beth says:

    Cayenne pepper cleanses give new meaning to the term “ring of fire”…

  3. The Zadge says:

    I don’t think Susan Boyle gets a lot of crotch.