Things I Don’t Understand, Items 590 thru 592

590. Shirts that won’t stay on the hanger no matter what the hell kind of special hanger you use
591. Couples that hike with their arms around each other
592. How disorienting the despair is that accompanies an all vowel Scrabble hand

7 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 590 thru 592"

  1. The Zadge says:

    #592. Apparently, “EUOUAE” is a valid Scrabble word. Don’t ask me what the hell it means, but is sounds vaguely new-age.

  2. The Farmer says:

    When you see #591 you are supposed to run up behind them and push them. Even if you are a nice person.

  3. Please promise me the Cupcakes won’t hike the Grand Canyon and perch on a ledge with Cooper?

  4. PJ says:

    #591. They aren’t hiking, innocent Cupcake, they are taking a post-coital walk.

  5. PJ says:

    #592. Because you’re looking for an exit and all there is is dead ends. Over and over. It makes one panicky.

  6. MidLyfeMama says:

    Regarding #590 I have tossed more than one of those shirts on general principle.
    Regarding #591 I don’t understand walking ANYWHERE that way. It all starts out fine, but within about 5 steps your hips are out of sync, you begin hip checking each other like you are trying out for da Bruins and someone’s neck ends up pulled out of whack.

    I have scrabble induced PTSD. It’s my mother and grandmother’s fault. I don’t want to talk about it.

  7. I don’t even hold hands.
    Well, I guess I do. With my 3-year old in a parking lot.
    Plus, it used to be that whenever I went hiking I always got diarrhea. Awkward.

    Now will you please go answer my survey on my site? :)