596. Whether or not Sandy Duncan will still be playing Peter Pan when she’s five hundred years old
597. Mohawks
598. People who turn into off-putting LIMBO HYENAS at beach parties
596. Whether or not Sandy Duncan will still be playing Peter Pan when she’s five hundred years old
597. Mohawks
598. People who turn into off-putting LIMBO HYENAS at beach parties
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The first two had me snorting vodka and some sweet mixer out of my nose. The third one I don’t understand.
Since it’s #598 on my Things I Don’t Understand list I can’t explain it to you because I don’t understand it either.
#596 I thought she was dead.
#597 The nation or the hair?
#598 I saw one of those once! It still hurts my eyes.
What I should really do is just have #596 as every item on my Don’t Understand list. She is literally doing a show at the Pantages or some other theater in Hollywood right now.
I would proudly be a limbo hyena if I could be on a beach right now. Or even within 1000 miles of a beach.
Zadge should visit Cake.
Seriously. Sandy Duke is still alive? THAT I don’t understand. She may well actually BE Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up.
I should not leave comments so early in the morning. DUNCAN. Is there even a Sandy Duke person? DUNCAN.
You bring up a good point. Per usual.
I think there’s a Doris Duke.
And a Patty Duke.