Things I Don’t Understand, Items 596 thru 598

596. Whether or not Sandy Duncan will still be playing Peter Pan when she’s five hundred years old
597. Mohawks
598. People who turn into off-putting LIMBO HYENAS at beach parties

11 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 596 thru 598"

  1. The first two had me snorting vodka and some sweet mixer out of my nose. The third one I don’t understand.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      Since it’s #598 on my Things I Don’t Understand list I can’t explain it to you because I don’t understand it either.

  2. PJ says:

    #596 I thought she was dead.
    #597 The nation or the hair?
    #598 I saw one of those once! It still hurts my eyes.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      What I should really do is just have #596 as every item on my Don’t Understand list. She is literally doing a show at the Pantages or some other theater in Hollywood right now.

  3. The Zadge says:

    I would proudly be a limbo hyena if I could be on a beach right now. Or even within 1000 miles of a beach.

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    Seriously. Sandy Duke is still alive? THAT I don’t understand. She may well actually BE Peter Pan, the boy who never grew up.

  5. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    I think there’s a Doris Duke.

  6. PJ says:

    And a Patty Duke.

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