Things I Don’t Understand, Items 599 thru 601

599. That shaky head back and forth thing the computer does when you put the wrong password in, like it’s saying “NuuuuuuOPE. Try again dumbass.”
600. Why it’s so enchanting and entertaining to be standing next to a couple that’s having a fight
601. Whether or not it’s really necessary to refer to the 2000’s as “the aughts”

7 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 599 thru 601"

  1. claudia w says:

    I don’t understand why the people who play on Wheel of Fortune feel they have to yell out the letters they pick, as though the board or Vanna is hard of hearing.

    • I love this. I agree completely. Although if I were actually on Wheel of Fortune, I think I would probably be the one that screamed the letter the loudest. With flailing arms and a crazy, effed-up face.

  2. 601. I have never heard of this one. Not kidding. Do I live in a rabbit hole?

  3. 602. Why I am inspired to buy a creepy clown statue at a thrift store and make him hold post-it notes with his random thoughts from the probable influence of a blog named “Odd Good True”.

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    600. That’s easy. Makes you feel SO MUCH BETTER about your own situation and life. I miss my old next door neighbors. Spring is coming, which means it is almost time for Open Window Season. Which is when we could hear with such delightful clarity the endless barrage of F bombs, Shitstorms, and DAMMITICANTBELIEVEYOUACTUALLYMANAGETOSTAYALIVE comments.

  5. The Zadge says:

    #601. We aughta pass a law to outlaw referring to the, um, o’s, as aughts, aughten we?