Things I Don’t Understand, Items 602 thru 604

602. The crime against humanity that is dry cleaning packaging
603. When people name their dogs Scruffy
604. Why the game of Tetherball never had staying power

5 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 602 thru 604"

  1. The Farmer says:

    Dry cleaning PACKAGING?? What about dry CLEANING itself? What the fuck is dry cleaning??????

  2. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    The whole thing screws me up.

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    I cannot allow myself to think about what dry cleaning is, or else my woolens will never be cleaned. Fuck it, I should just get rid of woolen things anyway. They itch.

  4. The Farmer says:

    The last thing I brought in to be drycleaned –a heavy JCrew sweater– I purposely left there beyond the 30 day claim time to punish it for being wool and “Dry Clean Only”. I showed that sweater who’s boss.