Things I Don’t Understand, Items 605 thru 607

605. Why people say a barrel of monkeys is a fun thing
606. How to handle that thing that happens when you’re in a small store with skinny aisles and there is, what you believe to be, a serial killer invading your space so severely that you think he’s going to steal your shoes using the tip of his shoes and then you realize you’ve been standing in the way of something that he wants that’s two inches beyond your head and he’s not a serial killer at all but just a murderer who is purchasing a frame to showcase his lasted victim in
607. When people say “BOOF Bourguignon”

3 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 605 thru 607"

  1. The Zadge says:

    #605 totally reminds of that game we played as kids where you pick each plastic monkey out of the barrel by connecting their arms. Childhood was as a barrel of monkeys fun.

  2. But, I love when people do number 607.

  3. MidLyfeMama says:

    Pretty sure there is sarcasm involved when I say something is a like a barrel full of monkeys. And maybe the appropriate use of IRONY.

    I think everything about pronouncing #607 is complicated.