Things I Don’t Understand, Items 620 thru 622

620. Corduroy shorts
621. Cologne that smells like mouthwash
622. Why talk shows insist on including wild animals as guests

2 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 620 thru 622"

  1. PJ says:

    #620 Oh my God, yes! My husband brought into the marriage (I take no responsibility) a pair of teal and a pair of brown corduroy shorts. Why? Oh why? I can’t be sure but I think they might have disappeared into the Kidney Foundation box.

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    Corduroy shorts are obviously for the in between seasons that occur in months like September and early October. You know, when you want to keep the important parts warm and snugly but still show off those fancy and fit gams.

    And I don’t know about others, but I thoroughly enjoy when David Letterman leaps out of his chair like he has been electrocuted when faced with a ferocious baby monkey.