Things I Don’t Understand, Items 628 thru 630

628. Old rich country club white men that wear creased Dockers, a rust colored leather belt, a Hawaiian flowered shirt, loafers that are the exact shade of their belt and side swept helmet bangs that you know they’d kill to defend
629. Dionne Warwick’s nostrils
630. When people who meditate act like they want to kick your ass when you tell them you don’t meditate

2 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 628 thru 630"

  1. I see a LOT of helmet head down here; it never fails to fascinate me.

  2. MidLyfeMama says:

    I didn’t realize that I didn’t understand what was wrong with Ms. Warwick’s face until JUST NOW.