Things I Don’t Understand, Items 640 thru 642

640. Hammer toe
641. Vegas Show Girls
642. Swamp Tours

2 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 640 thru 642"

  1. PJ says:

    Have you ever been on a swamp tour? Swamp tours are so cool. Okefenokee Swamp is one of my favorite places.

    Maybe that is why nobody talks to me at parties. I didn’t realize cool people don’t get swamps. And I’ll have to skip the hammertoe discussion, too. Shit! What am I supposed to talk about?

  2. Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

    That’s why I need you. To explain Swamp Tours to me. Because I don’t get them.