Things I Don’t Understand, Items 643 thru 645

643. Accordians
644. When people refer to their car as a “JAG-YOU-AAAAAWWWWWRRRRRRR” like they’re King of Fart Island or something
645. Ear whigs (obviously)

10 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 643 thru 645"

  1. The Farmer says:

    Earwigs have 2 penises. The boy earwigs, that is.

  2. PJ says:

    #645 Don’t you find it baffling when insects get all political on you? As though it isn’t bad enough that they’re eating holes in plants for which you spent hard earned cash money.

  3. PJ says:

    #643 Really? Don’t we all secretly, in our heart of hearts, wish we could play the cordeen? Lady of Spain I adore you!

  4. Well of course its a JAG-WAHR. That goes without saying.