Things I Don’t Understand, Items 646 thru 648

646. Pantaloons
647. Why so many toddlers resemble Edward G. Robinson
648. The arrogant steadfastness of weeds

10 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 646 thru 648"

  1. The Zadge says:

    I’m sorry to say that I wore pantaloons in the ’70s. They were called “gauchos” then.

  2. claudia w says:

    I think #648 is because the weeds were here before us and will most likely be here long after we are gone.

  3. midlyfemama says:

    It is my humble opinion that toddlers resemble Mr. Robinson because of the oddly freakish large heads they have in proportion to their stocky, walk like a drunken sailor bodies. Everything about them is cartoonish.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      I can always count on you to frame things in a way that clears up my confusion.

  4. PJ says:

    #646 Aren’t there days where you just go around saying, “Pant-a-looooons, pant-a-looooooons, pant-a-loons” in funny cartoon voices? I do.