Things I Don’t Understand, Items 652 thru 654

652. How anyone can tell the difference between Peyton Manning and Mr.Magoo
653. When people get all high-horsey about how taking a bath is exactly like sitting in your own filth
654. Why so many pirates have hairdos that resemble Sissy Spacek’s in Coal Miner’s Daughter

7 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 652 thru 654"

  1. The Zadge says:

    653. Because it is.

  2. claudia w says:

    My neighbor used to call # 653 Stewing in his own juices.

  3. midlyfemama says:

    Stewing in his own juices is the way my kid unwinds from the day. It is the lifesaver of many parents. Cranky kid? Stick in a tub. Water heals.