Things I Don’t Understand, Items 655 thru 657

655. The hard and dangerous labor required to eat a pomegranate
656. Grown women who have large doll collections
657. Gefilte fish

13 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 655 thru 657"

  1. midlyfemama says:

    Gefilte fish. Like mummified prehistoric fish in formaldehyde. Just say NO.

  2. midlyfemama says:

    AND while I love the taste of the pomegranate, do we really only eat the seeds? I have never had a fresh one.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      I can still hear my mother screaming about stains. She used to make us eat pomegranates outside on the sidewalk.

  3. I have seen demonstrations of how to get the seeds out of a pomegranate easily (relatively) but I have yet to understand the reason for doing so.

  4. PJ says:

    If you could have gefelti fish handmade from 3 fresh whitefish and seasoned and cooked the way my authentic Jewish friend Pam authentically does, you would understand gefelti fish. And you would like that understanding. Commercial gefelti fish is an abomination.

  5. My daughter is nice enough to remove all the seeds from my pomegranates while I stand on the table and yell at her to work faster.

  6. The Zadge says:

    Your TV is very loud.

  7. Two words: Marie Osmond
    That crazy bitch has more dolls than you can fit into a 1985 Suburban. She even sells her own line of dolls on QVC.
    And people think I’m a freak for making rap videos on YouTube.

    PS – I’m gonna buy Cupcake a Marie Osmond doll for Christmas.

    • Cupcake Murphy says:

      If you gave me a doll I’d send it back to you by hanging it from the beak of a vulture and then giving him directions to your house.