Things I Don’t Understand, Items 670 thru 672

670. People that have toes that look like fingers
671. The consistency of eggplant
672. How cavemen existed without oscillating fans

6 Comments on "Things I Don’t Understand, Items 670 thru 672"

  1. PJ says:

    I wish you gave tours of your brain.

    #671 It is hard to understand things that have no words to describe them. The consistency of eggplant cannot even be communicated by mimes.

    #672 made me laugh out loud.

  2. The Zadge says:

    Eggplant and toes gross me out. I can tolerate sweaty cavemen.

    • Cupcake Murphy Cupcake Murphy says:

      So I’ll never make you my roasted eggplant casserole with carmelized pinky toes and Himalayan salt.

  3. Oh, yeah, that eggplant. When it’s cooked it’s like slimy sponge cake. Yuck!

  4. MidLyfeMama says:

    I heart eggplant. Grilled, cooked down into mush to be blended into my tomato sauce, mixed with hummus for the somewhat disturbingly named Babaganoush. All good.

    I am more disturbed by people who have fingers that look like toes.